Dad's Being a Jerky Starter Kit

Sure, Dad’s been known to crack a few groaners and maybe over-season a story or two—but when it comes to jerky, he means business. The Dad’s Being a Jerk(y) Starter Kit is everything he needs to turn raw cuts into tender, flavorful strips of meat magic. It’s part workshop, part spice lab, and all Dad.

Whether he’s smoking, dehydrating, or oven-drying his way to jerky greatness, this bundle is his perfect first step into snack supremacy.

🔪 What’s Inside:

🧂 Jerky Seasoning Assortment Kit (Makes 25 lbs.)
Why settle for one flavor when you can have five? This variety pack includes enough seasoning and Insta-Cure™ No. 1 to make 5 pounds each of:

• Uncle Abe’s (classic)

• Cajun (a little kick)

• BBQ (smoky & bold)

• Colorado (savory & wild)

• Teriyaki (sweet meets heat)
  Whether Dad’s taste leans traditional or adventurous, there's something here for every snack attack.

🔪 Jerky Cutting Board with Knife
Slice it right, every time. This stainless steel jerky board comes with a razor-sharp 10″ slicing knife and two plastic inserts to customize thickness. Perfect ¼″ cuts mean evenly dried jerky that looks and tastes professional. Easy to clean, easier to love—just like Dad (on most days).

💪 Why He’ll Eat It Up:

• Makes up to 25 lbs. of jerky

• Adjustable slice thickness = snack perfection

• Dishwasher-safe = no extra chores

• A fun and flavorful hobby he can actually chew on

• Dad joke included (free of charge)

🎉 Give him the tools to stop being a jerky—and start making it. With this kit, Father’s Day becomes a full-on meat-making event. The only thing missing? His official “Jerky Dad” apron.